Lucid – Capable of thinking and expressing yourself in a clear manner.
Dream – A series of mental images and emotions occurring during sleep.
Lucid Dreaming is the art of being able to control, and react to your dreams consciously, but remain in the dream.
This form of sleeping is very beneficial, ie. Have sex with a really hot chick you’ll never have a chance with.
This article will give you a series of excersises that will lead you to have Lucid Dreams at your calling.
CONTENTS
1. The Rules
2. Mental Excersises
3. Getting Practical
4. Conclusion/Special Thanks
CHAPTER ONE: THE RULES
While you may think, “Woah, this is gonna be great, it’s easy and I don’t need to take caution”, that is not the case. There are, a few rules when practising and having Lucid Dreams (I will now refer to them as “LDs”).
First of all, the main rule, that I will stress throughout this article is: DO NOT PANIC. You panic, you get excited, you wake up. You LOSE. This goes for anything you do in a LD. You have sex- It will last tops 30 seconds, unless you remain calm.
Second, you need not stress or think too hard about your actions. Thinking = Stress = More Brainpower = Wake Up. Just go with the flow of what your brain automatically wants to do.
Don’t dream lucid too often! Whilst it has never been proven to affect sleep, I find it makes me feel tired after doing it a lot of times in a row.
CHAPTER TWO: MENTAL EXCERSISES
Whilst not being able to do much, one can never be too prepared. So, by doing this you will be in the best possible state to have and LD.
Before sleep, try to be alert as possible.
When you’re nodding off, tell yourself: “If I see something out of the ordinary, I will notice.”
CHAPTER THREE: GETTING PRACTICAL
You have to try and keep your brain working and active whilst sleeping- Once your brain notices something different, you become Lucid, and can do whatever the fuck you want. Well done.
I will not give you too many possibilities of what can be done, but here are a few:-
Spend the night with a girlfriend (wink). NOTE: If you have never seen your girlfriend naked, your brain will make something up that suits her body, so you still get to fuck 
Drive a car.
Shoot someone.
CONCLUSION/SPECIAL THANKS
You have now learnt the art of Lucid Dreaming. Let it enrish your life for years to come.
Special thanks goes to a really good friend named Nick, we talked on MSN forever about this stuff and he never got bored.
~The Joker